February 2012
Anonymous asked: On twitter I saw a cute guy from Ohio and thought to myself, hey he and Jake should touch each other's penises.
Anonymous asked: i have aspergers but for some reason your anti autism posts are the best
A lanyard is like the universal symbol of autism
Why am I expecting a text I must’ve forgotten I don’t have anyone
People who are always happy are the scariest motherfuckers ever
I want to be a boyfriend
Anonymous asked: Did you ever get teased or bullied in school and how did you deal with it?
Anonymous asked: Do people at school know you're gay?
My life is so retarded
The weekends are good for forgetting weekdays
This is going to be the best sleep I’ve had in months
goodnight yall
rolls around in a mud puddle
listens to the pussycat dolls and reflects on my homosexuality
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Anonymous asked: im friends with you on facebook and i am going to send that picture of your dick to everyone that writes on your wall/interacts with you at all
i made a perfect page →
theres a surprise butt hidden inside
theres something wrong in the world that i am dating exactly 0 cute boys right now
Anonymous asked: How old are you??
I’m gonna shower until I die of old age bye
i just came within 20 ft of my parents
i dont know whether to be proud or ashamed
iw ant somebody to hold me
Reblog if your only voting for the most random president.
why do i always feel like pooping
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hitlersmenorah asked: hi i followed you you're welcome xoxo :-)
mariocnes:
jake is the prettiest boy ever like u dont understand
i loVe you baby
i am so busy turning all these “straight” tumblr guys gay like seriously just admit it so i can cross you off my list because this is so much work for me
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pandacows replied to your photo: modeling
OH MY GOD I JUST REALIZED THAT YOU KINDA LOOK LIKE THIS GIRL I WENT TO HIGH SCHOOL WITH FUCK I’LL NEVER BE ABLE TO UNSEE THIS NOW FUCK FUCK FUCK (she was a very masculine girl btw okay)
spoiler alert: im her
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Anonymous asked: ur eyebrows aren't natural are they
i hope i get hit by a tidal wave of boy butts
i am in that kind of mood where im actually listening to my chemical romance
i dont even feel bad about this shit anymore
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Anonymous asked: omg i just read this story i wrote in like 8th grade about this guy named jake who was the main characters best friend but he kept getting drunk and blowing her off and making her cry and making fun of her and he thought it was so great
commanderinqueef:
JAKE STOP TRYING TO SEDUCE ME YOU HOMO OMFG
me
i swear to gosh i better have 5000 followers by this weekend
The only real reason I go to the gym is to watch hot boys work out
Do I look like a bro or something
“Hey bro can I use your phone”
– A person that just came up to me
The worst part about being gay is having to explain to people from your past that they were right all along
Anonymous asked: are you gay
Anonymous asked: can i tell you about someone on tumblr that i dont like and why?
Team Quiznos #sandwichgamestressful